Spill it

WhatsApp · Mexico

Chismoscopo

The stars say… and the gossip confirms.

Your chart, every morning, on WhatsApp.

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Have you seen who's stalking you? 👀

They left you on read… not for long 💅

CHISME
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EXCLUSIVE: la Tía already clocked your seenBREAKING: Scorpio is not over their exEXCLUSIVE: Leo apologized (they did not)Aries already replied. In their head.Taurus has been on read since TuesdayGemini is running two chats and one alibiCancer cooked for someone who does not deserve itVirgo checked the profile at 3:12Libra still can't choose and it's FridaySagittarius said “on my way” and left townCapricorn archived the chat and their dignityAquarius vanished, elegantlyPisces dreamed of their ex and denies itEXCLUSIVE: la Tía already clocked your seenBREAKING: Scorpio is not over their exEXCLUSIVE: Leo apologized (they did not)Aries already replied. In their head.Taurus has been on read since TuesdayGemini is running two chats and one alibiCancer cooked for someone who does not deserve itVirgo checked the profile at 3:12Libra still can't choose and it's FridaySagittarius said “on my way” and left townCapricorn archived the chat and their dignityAquarius vanished, elegantlyPisces dreamed of their ex and denies it
EXCLUSIVA
ChismoscopoMorning edition
Your tía, in a marigold crown, holding a cafecito

I don't sell lottery numbers. I tell you who left you on read, and why Mercury is to blame.

☕ 💅 👀

This morning's issue

la Tía.

Two more tías for $39 a month: Mystic Tía and No-Filter Tía (18+). Your usual tía is already included.

Five taps

Then your chart is ready.

Date, time, and city. The tía voice is already included.

  1. 1

    The tap

    “Spill it,” and you're in. The terms come with that button.

  2. 2

    Your date

    Day, month, and year, or type 15/07/92.

  3. 3

    The time

    I don't know, morning, afternoon, or night.

  4. 4

    Your city

    Mexico City, Guadalajara, Monterrey, or type your own.

  5. 5

    Your reading

    It lands right then. No email, and no payment yet.

Three mornings. Same tía.

Swipe. This is the note that lands before coffee.

♋

Cancer

Someone measured your seen

Saturday 17

Love
Tea
Drama

Sit down. Someone from your past is timing that left-on-read.

Don't answer the first text. 💅

Gossip of the day: The coffee already knows more than you do

Gold · avoid 13

Streak: 3 days

What if you text them today?

♌

Leo

They apologized. They did not.

Saturday 17

Love
Tea
Drama

The shine was for someone else, corazón.

Let them perform. You already have the better seat. 💅

Gossip of the day: The apology was a caption, not a text

Wine · avoid 8

Streak: 2 days

Are you going to clap?

♏

Scorpio

Still watching the profile

Saturday 17

Love
Tea
Drama

The ex did not leave. The ex got recycled.

Silence is also an answer. Use it. 👀

Gossip of the day: They checked your story twice

Blackberry · avoid 4

Streak: 5 days

Do you reply, or do you vanish?

1 / 3
CHISME

Crush-o-meter

♋

Cancer

+

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Scorpio

87%

Too compatible to stay casual.

Who are you with? → Chismoscopo

A score worth forwarding.

Two birthdays. One percentage. A card for WhatsApp.

  • ✦ Both signs, the score, and one sharp line.
  • ✦ They only see a locked teaser until they sign up.
  • ✦ When they finish, you get 3 extra days.

Couple's Portrait

Valeria + You

74%

You reply in three minutes and the group chat still doesn't know.

They sign up to read theirs.

Couple's Portrait

The long version of the crush.

A name, a birthday, and — if you want — a time and a city. One percentage, what works, where it sparks, and a line worth forwarding.

  • ✦ Name and birth date. Time and city can be skipped.
  • ✦ The first one is included with the plan. The next is $19 MXN, sandbox only.
  • ✦ The card carries both names, the score, the gossip, and a QR.
  • ✦ You get 3 days when they finish signup, and a free week when they pay.
Spill it

The plan

One text cancels it.

$99 MXN / month

5 days free, then $99 MXN/month.

or $600 MXN a year (placeholder for USD 29.99).

  • ✦ Card through Mercado Pago. The trial starts when you leave a payment method.
  • ✦ OXXO if you want cash: one month upfront, no trial. We ping you before it ends.
  • ✦ Text CANCEL. No phone calls.
Start my 5 free days

Optional extra

Change your tía's voice

$39 MXN/month

Two more tías for $39 a month: Mystic Tía and No-Filter Tía (18+). Your usual tía is already included.

Today's horoscope by sign

Twelve notes, each in la Tía's voice. The long version lives on its own page.

Before you get left on read.

How do I join?+

About five taps: the button, your date, a time of day, and your city.

What does it cost?+

5 days free, then $99 MXN a month. The annual plan is $600 MXN, a placeholder for USD 29.99. With a card, the trial starts when you leave the payment method. OXXO is a paid month upfront, with no trial.

Can I cancel?+

Yes. Text CANCEL in the chat.

What if I want another voice?+

Two more tías for $39 a month: Mystic Tía and No-Filter Tía (18+). Your usual tía is already included.

Are my details safe?+

Birth date, time, and city are stored encrypted. We don't sell them.

Does this predict health or money?+

No. Nothing about health, money, or legal matters.